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Sick - chapter 15Chapter Fifteen:   
Losing It   
 
Joker slowly unlocked Xack's apartment door, and entered silently. His eyes darted to all areas and corners of the rooms to make sure no one was in sight. When he saw that the close was clear, he closed the door gently behind him and began to observe his surroundings. He browsed the kitchen not long at all, and even smirked when he noticed that there wasn't one sharp object within range. He ran his fingers lightly over the countertops before making his way back into the living room.   
While there, Joker made himself comfortable by plopping down into the sofa and gazed at a Sick - chapter 15
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Sick - chapter 14 .bcontinuation of chapter 14   
 
A few of the uniformed officers couldn't believe their eyes as soon as they exited the small police station. Unfortunately, they were so perplexed on what they saw, that it was almost too late for them to react in time. If these people were to tell their friends that Joker had come by, and happened to be driving a huge gumball machine that spat out enormous gumballs at the officers...no one would take these people seriously; however, everything was true.   
Joker laughed hysterically as he pushed a large red button on the gumball vehicle's dashboard, which was the firing mechanism for t Sick - chapter 14 .b
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Sick - chapter 14 .aChapter Fourteen:   
The Sidekick   
 
Upon leaving that small videogame store, Joey immediately headed straight home. All he could think about on the way there were Joker's words. "Would you like to be my apprentice?..." Joker had said to him, with a mischievous grin on his face. "See you around..."   
"W-what does he mean by that? 'See you around'?" Joey felt like panicking. It was bad enough he actually fell victim to Joker over six months back, but now he's come across that lunatic again of all times. Not only that, but he offered the young man a "job" of being some sort of "sidekick." Joey just didn't k Sick - chapter 14 .a
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Sick - chapter 13Chapter Thirteen:   
Partyman   
 
"...All hail - the new king in town!..."   
The Blakeston Art Museum was founded somewhere in the mid 1900's, and holds some highly valuable pieces of artworks and statues. While most children couldn't or didn't thoroughly enjoy gazing at some of these masterpieces, the adults took a lot of interest into the place, because of these beautiful paintings and sculptures. Oddly enough, the museum and the Gotham National Bank had one main thing in common: they both attracted a certain Arkham Asylum criminal.   
The people in the art museum never saw it coming; it happen Sick - chapter 13
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You witness Joker robbing the nearest store NAKED! What do you do?

25%
12 deviants said Stare in shock. 0_0
17%
8 deviants said Tell him to put some #$@%ing clothes on!
17%
8 deviants said Ask Joker if you can "glomp" him. XD
13%
6 deviants said Start taking pictures so you can embarass him by uploading them to YouTube.
10%
5 deviants said Point at Joker and start laughing.
8%
4 deviants said Faint over the sight of him naked.
8%
4 deviants said Wondering where the hell Batman is when this is going on.
2%
1 deviant said Just stand there and drool over him.
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No deviants said Scream in horror.
0%
No deviants said Call the police immediately.
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Journal Entry: Tue Jul 7, 2009, 2:27 PM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: "Untouched" by Veronicas
  • Watching: Seinfeld
  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts 2 (PS2) *dies*
  • Drinking: water
So...YEAH... ^^;

I've been gone awhile AGAIN, without a word what's going on, and I didn't even upload ANYTHING lately. :faint:

WELL. :hmm:

It all started on FATHER'S DAY, where I noticed there were more flies than usual outside, and some of them even got into our house. :sherlock:

I...thought it was odd, but I didn't give it a second thought...when me and my family killed them. :ignore:

SO...THE NEXT DAY!

I go to open the blinds in my window, and...

THERE WERE 30 FLIES ALL OVER MY WINDOW! :jawdrop:

and the worst part is:

THEY WERE ALL INSIDE MY ROOM! :dead:

I seriously screamed out, "Oh my God!" When I saw them all. :omg:

This lasted for over 3 days, before they finally stopped coming in. :phew:

I thought I was going to have a breakdown over them, because none of us could get any decent sleep with so many flies coming into the house (and, of course, most of them coming through my room somehow). :doh:

So...while THAT was going on. :blahblah:

I just HAD to get away somewhere for awhile and be at PEACE, or else I would have that mental breakdown. :crazy:

So...I stayed at my dad's for a week. :o

To save a long story short on THAT part, I will say this little bit that...made me feel so EMBARRASSED. :no:

Anyways...

After seeing the new Transformers movie for the 2nd time *dies* my dad decided we should go eat somewhere near that Imax theater we went to. :nod:

He suggested this place called the 'Tilted Kilt'-- something like that, which he claims "He never ate there" :sarcasm:

I thought the place looked interesting enough, so that's where we went... :shrug:

If I knew what I know NOW...I would seriously scream out "NO! I don't want to eat there!" :shakefist:

As soon as we walked through the doors of that restaurant, and I saw the first waitress, I'm thinking, "Oh God...this place is WORSE than 'Hooters'." :fear:

For some of you who don't know what 'Hooters' is, it's basically a restaurant for men, because all the waitresses there wear these tank tops that show off their cleavage, and where short SHORTS too. :stab:

Well...with that said, what do you think the 'Tilted Kilt' is? :confused:

A FUCKIN' MEN'S RESTAURANT-- :pissedoff:

EXCEPT WORSE! :explosion:

There were waitresses EVERYWHERE with these VERY TINY, checkered bikini tops, and they had checkered skirts that BARELY COVERED THEIR ASSES! :upset:

OH MY GOD! :blush:

I felt so STUPID being there! :stupidme:

I mean...SERIOUSLY! What kind of father takes their DAUGHTER to a restaurant like that?! :psychotic:

and to top it off, I had to watch these waitresses constantly flirt with the men by showing off their boobs to them, and swinging their hips as they walked on by. :fork:

I just...

UGH!

I just wanted to bury my face in my hands and wait till it's all over with. :bleh:


*sighs* :(

OKAY!

So...THAT'S what happened with me! :gallery:

I don't feel like talking about the Transfomers movie right now, so...I'll save that topic for next week or something. X)

UNTIL THEN! :bow:

NOW GIRLS, YOU CAN ARM YOURSELVES WITH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE "MEN'S RESTAURANTS" ;P

BYE! :wave:








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~1r-R:icon1r-R: 1 day 17 hours ago
I was reading on youtubehow you werent gunna make any more vids, there is a way to get ur audio, its a 99% guranteeed method heres the link to the videoif u change ur mind:

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~1Bitter1SugarMixed:icon1Bitter1SugarMixed: 3 days 12 hours ago
Thanks much Jo for all the favs and comments u have left on my JJT comic. :hug: :clap: :w00t:
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~zaiharley:iconzaiharley: 3 days 18 hours ago
Sorry about the poll double post, It said the first one didn't post, so I re-wrote it. I don't know how to delete comments or I would.

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~RezWolf:iconRezWolf: 3 days 20 hours ago
I tagged you. <3

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~Zocho:iconZocho: Jun 22, 2009, 4:46:09 PM
hi missterio! :handshake: ^^
thank you for the :+fav:! :glomp:

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